ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
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I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
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Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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