no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
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You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
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He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
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