Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
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Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
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Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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