Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
tequila makes me forget i have legs
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Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
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Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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