the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
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I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
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He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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