North Korea, Best Korea!
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
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Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
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The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
We're too hungover to prance.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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