I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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