I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
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it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
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Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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I'm gonna cum garlic butter
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
This toilet bowl is my home.
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