No, drunk sperm still make babies.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
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during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
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He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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