The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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