I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
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Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
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Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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