I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
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I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
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I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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