Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
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She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
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its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
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