You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
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Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
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She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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