so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
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he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
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Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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