Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
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Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
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I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
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