BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
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and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
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Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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