just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
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At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
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He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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