party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
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Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
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We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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