Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
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One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
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I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
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