how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
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she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
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And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
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