That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
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I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
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if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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