i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
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I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
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Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
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