I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
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Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
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I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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