who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
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he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
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I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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