I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
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Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
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His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
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