Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
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I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
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I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
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