i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
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Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
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I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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