Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
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currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
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I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
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