Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
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maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
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Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
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