I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
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U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
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I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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