: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
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don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
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cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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