Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
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Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
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Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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