I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
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cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
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Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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