i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
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Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
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I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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