did you get engaged???
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
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i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
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? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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