But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
My girlfriend went down on me and as she did she hummed the theme from star wars and pretended my dick was a lightsaber...I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
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Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
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Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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