Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
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He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
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I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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