they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
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How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
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i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
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Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
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