I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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