i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
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the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
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While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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