OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
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Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
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This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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