CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
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If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
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You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
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