Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
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Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
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woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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