eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
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$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
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And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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