Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
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He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
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Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
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