Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
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remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
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He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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