at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
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It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
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he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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