grandma shit on top of the toilet
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
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If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
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Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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