Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
You need Xanax blowdarts
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
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I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
it's like that moment that you're driving and realize you're lost except instead of driving i'm just sitting here in my living room drunk, eating a plate of sausages, drinking red wine and just thinking "i'm going to be 28 this year. i know people who are married, with beautiful and well behaved children. where was the wrong turn?"
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
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I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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