My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
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