I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
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I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Found the puke drawer
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passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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